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Post by MTwomn on Jan 12, 2016 14:27:42 GMT -5
Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside of their nursing home. One old man that lives there walked by the women when one of the old Grandmas yelled out to him saying, “We bet we can tell EXACTLY how old you are!” The old man said, “There ain’t NO WAY you can guess how old I am you old fools!” One of the old Grandmas fired back saying, “Sure we can! Just drop your undershorts and we can tell your EXACT age!” Slightly embarrassed, the old man agreed and he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas told him to turn around a few times, told him to jump up and down for a while and then they all piped up and said, “You’re 85 years old!” The old man was stunned and asked, “How in the world could you possibly of guessed?” The old Grandmas snickered and laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison, “BECAUSE WE WERE AT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY YESTERDAY!!!”
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Post by Fire21 on Jan 12, 2016 16:51:32 GMT -5
I'm pretty close to that forgetful...yet I'm a long ways from 85!!
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Post by jaminT5 on Jan 13, 2016 19:33:31 GMT -5
good one.,
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