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Post by Fire21 on Jul 6, 2015 18:58:44 GMT -5
Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim. The City Council told me; "Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!" So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque." Work starts on Monday and here is the best part: It's going to be tax exempt!
I love this country. It's the government that scares me.
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Post by jaminT5 on Jul 18, 2015 11:23:45 GMT -5
Funny.. but true enough.
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