Post by MTwomn on Apr 10, 2015 23:19:31 GMT -5
Dr Young vs Dr Geezer
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time,
became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: Dr. Geezer's clinic.
"Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer
didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would
be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
This is what transpired.
Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in
my mouth" can you please help me ??
Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine
from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back.
That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after
a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory,
I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine
from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.
That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily
and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see !!!!
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so -- "
Here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!
That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young"
doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer " !!!!
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time,
became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: Dr. Geezer's clinic.
"Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer
didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would
be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
This is what transpired.
Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in
my mouth" can you please help me ??
Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine
from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back.
That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after
a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory,
I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine
from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.
That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily
and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see !!!!
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so -- "
Here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!
That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young"
doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer " !!!!