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Post by Fire21 on Dec 9, 2014 18:27:25 GMT -5
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway heading out of DC. Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are demanding a $10,000,000 ransom. If they don't get it, they will douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going car-to-car, taking up a collection."
"How much is everyone giving on average?", the driver asks.
The man replies, "About a gallon."
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Post by MTwomn on Dec 10, 2014 23:35:32 GMT -5
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Post by Chris18 on Dec 20, 2014 18:26:00 GMT -5
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