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Post by MTwomn on Aug 18, 2016 18:10:14 GMT -5
God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark. Thought that's what your shins were for. Your feet are for finding the "gifts" the cat and dog left you on the floor.
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Post by MTwomn on Aug 18, 2016 23:36:08 GMT -5
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Post by 88cars38 on Aug 20, 2016 3:01:50 GMT -5
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Post by Fire21 on Aug 20, 2016 9:50:52 GMT -5
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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Post by MTwomn on Aug 21, 2016 15:08:10 GMT -5
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Post by 88cars38 on Aug 22, 2016 20:40:11 GMT -5
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Post by Fire21 on Aug 24, 2016 17:02:41 GMT -5
We'd all like to vote for the best person, but they're never a candidate. ~Kin Hubbard~
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Post by Fire21 on Aug 25, 2016 15:26:54 GMT -5
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. ~Clarence Darrow~
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Post by MTwomn on Aug 26, 2016 16:19:43 GMT -5
God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark. Are you the type of person that runs into a wall when the room is pitch black?
These LED Slippers will help guide you through the dark so you won’t hurt yourself ever again.
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Post by Fire21 on Aug 27, 2016 13:40:22 GMT -5
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. ~Steven Wright~
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Post by 88cars38 on Aug 27, 2016 14:12:40 GMT -5
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Post by Fire21 on Aug 29, 2016 14:12:31 GMT -5
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. ~Steven Wright~
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Post by Fire21 on Aug 31, 2016 19:39:44 GMT -5
What one person receives without working for...another person must work for without receiving.
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Post by 88cars38 on Sept 1, 2016 18:15:01 GMT -5
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Post by MTwomn on Sept 2, 2016 14:22:50 GMT -5
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